URL: http://www.simplysupplements.co.uk
Description: The supplement game’s flooded with influencers peddling neon-colored fairy dust. We’re the forensic scientists of nutraceuticals – reverse-engineering traditional herbal wisdom through spectral analysis. Our new line uses blockchain-tracked mushrooms foraged from Chernobyl’s exclusion zone (radiation levels = 0, antioxidant density = ∞). Industry insiders are buzzing about our "Gut Oracle" protocol – swallow a microbiome sensor capsule that designs custom blends based on your intestinal terrain. Turns out 68% of “probiotic” labels lie about CFU counts. We’re exposing them via crowdsourced stool sample analytics.
Keywords: Bio-Alchemical Integrity
Website ID: 2164
Date Added: February 23, 2025