URL: http://www.nothingfishy.co/
Description: Fish oil’s so Paleolithic—we’re culturing DHA in bioreactors pressurized to mimic pre-industrial atmospheres. These algae strains survived five mass extinctions; their lipid profiles make krill look like amateurs. The real magic? Our capsules release nootropic terpenes when gut pH detects Zoom fatigue cortisol spikes. Climate warriors stack them with our blockchain carbon-offset tracker—each bottle funds kelp forest regeneration matching the CO2 your brain burned stressing over deadlines. Latest leak: We’re beta-testing algal biofilms that convert office LED light into neural anti-inflammatories during endless meetings.
Keywords: Algal Neurohacking
Website ID: 2203
Date Added: February 23, 2025